i've come to the realization lately, both on my own and through the help of others, that i take myself way too seriously, so let's get this blog started on the right foot, shall we? let's talk about all the shallow things in life. like how cold my fingers and toes are right now. it's kind of hard to type because my fingers are getting stiff.

seriously, this is lame. give me something to talk about. right now. transmit your blog-reading desires into my screen and i will telepathically retrospectively cater to your desires.

nope. never mind. too late. you lose.